“Look. You’re Haley. And I love and accept Haley.”
I
That’s
No
I know I don’t ask you guys to call me a different name but I know what you THINK you meant by that and I know what that actually means and NO
“Look. You’re Haley. And I love and accept Haley.”
I
That’s
No
I know I don’t ask you guys to call me a different name but I know what you THINK you meant by that and I know what that actually means and NO
“you are still my child”
thank you
for not
saying daughter
I don’t even know if you did it on purpose but ahjfkdaf Dad I love you
I bet he did
I bet he used child on purpose because he wants to show respect and acceptance ^_^
well there’s that and there’s the fact that my dad hates typing/texting and the word “child” is shorter
but I hope it’s the thing you said :P
I think possibly the most simultaneously disturbing and jealousy-inducing thing I have ever heard from my little sister was “MY OTP HAD SEX!”
(Vampire Diaries btw. Which I do not watch but I gather the OTP involves someone named Damian. Or something?)
Got a text from my sister earlier saying she was bored and therefore going to spam my phone
many, many disregarded texts later:
STOP LEARNING AND TEXT ME GOSH DARN IT
thank you Maddie I needed that
okay you’re pretty nice and we get along and stuff but
the spg robots scare you and my mom says sometimes you wish you’d monitored your kids’ tv viewing more closely so they hadn’t been exposed to homosexuality
no you cannot be my “public relations” person stop joking about it
“This is a pathetic house. There are - one, two, three, four five six - I am the ONLY ONE not on a computer.”
did u want a medal
(I have permission now)
“Wh-what are you putting?”
“Whatever you say.”
“But - now it’s all… pressurey. Like UNDER THE SEA. UNDER THE SEA, UNDER THE SEA! Get it because there’s pressure down there. I’m crying again.”
(Maddie) “You know who started YOLO?”
(Me) “I don’t care…”
“Drake. I hhhhate that motherfucker now.”
“…Okay. Drake who?”
“…Drake.”
“…Drake from… Drake and Josh?”
“…Nooo. Drake - the rapper.”
“I don’t know music.”
“I’ll kill a drifter if I could save all the squirrels.”
My sister is nightblogging without a blog. I’m lending her mine.
She is not aware of this.
